1.5 Feeling Serious? (Because Doge can't pay the bills... yet)

Burned out from endless moon-shot predictions and tired of debating the next big Shib-derivative? Fear not, weary meme lord, for we also have a cure for your crypto-fatigue! That's right, you can take a break from the dank side of the internet and dunk your predictions in the real world!

Imagine this:

• Political Pundit Paradise: Will that celebrity politician finally get caught wearing mismatched socks in public? Will your uncle's economic policies finally make good on his promise of a "giant inflatable dancing tube man on every corner?"

• Sports Spectacular: Can your grandma's bowling team finally defeat the dreaded "Discount Dentures" crew? Will that rogue squirrel finally infiltrate the baseball stadium and steal a hot dog?

• Finance Follies: Will the stock market finally crash because everyone uses "stonks" unironically? Will your boss's new motivational strategy of replacing office chairs with pool noodles increase productivity?

We make ditching the rocket emojis and laser eyes easy for a hot minute. Become the ultimate oracle of the ordinary! Who needs Lambos when you can win enough to replace that embarrassing childhood photo that your mom finally keeps framed in the living room?

Because in the end, real-world predictions are just meme predictions with slightly less catnip.